pooterz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Trichinosis]

indeed, sir. indeed.

yet another argument for why, when we are destroyed by our future robot overlords some day, none will weep for humanity.

[The Scroll Bar!]

i dont have to be a flash wizard to know crap

look, you may not think highly of people like me who don't presently have any flash animations, but if this is your idea of a legitimate flash project then i think the difference isnt one of flash proficiency, but of standards. this is a hodgepodge of ripped music, abuse of Microsoft Sam, and graphics that are too bad to even shoot for "intentionally crappy". i've made and subsequently thrown out better flash animations than this because I wont submit anything i wouldn't want to watch myself. sorry, guy, but your time responding to this review would be better spent putting actual EFFORT into your next project. unless this was just made as a joke, in which case ha ha ha i :lol:ed, now make something interesting.

Frenzy responds:

It isn't a good flash. I just submitted it to have 30 flashes in the portal. By the way, I didn'
t sue Microsoft Sam, I used Speakonia.

[The Doom Song]

nice.

this was cute, and GIR is cool. what i think this is lacking. however, is some sort of cool pulsing techno background to fade in behind GIR's "doom"ing, and add some clips of GIR randomness.

CcXD responds:

I know I know, LOL, I did this in probably 6 hours LOL. Also The song was really short :P (28 secs)

[-Go Away-]

you're a good singer, man!

seriously. maybe YOU should be plastered all over People Mag. of course, then i'd have to make it my sacred duty to make up a song about you going away so maybe internet-popularity is enough. good flash.

[short-slow-techno]

WAAH ITS SHORT AND SLOW

i dont really have anything much to say, but i felt compelled to obey your command to whine about it's short/slowness.

[Kirby unleashed!]

good job!

i liked it. a nice, kirby-themed beat-em-up. what made it better then just "meh" though was the lightsaber. im a sucker for lightsabers.

[A Unicorn Giggle]

i loved it!

i dunno why, but something about this flash just really made me laugh. good work, guys! you made my favorites list!! you also made me respect and fear unicorns like never before.

funymony responds:

HOOH HAH! *sexy pose*
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Terrorists- 0

[Teh Mission]

heh. nice one.

this seemed to just be another generic stick animation with some Japanese jazz-ish track behind it. until the cute juxtaposition of the elevator music made it stand out. the unexpected ending was what clinched it as a good flash. still the fact remains that it doesnt bring much else to the table other than some much-appreciated moxie. more sound effects, animation quality would save the day.

[Ninja: The Game?]

nice concept, now if it only went somewhere...

this is a great unique flash concept. the only problem is it doesnt really go anywhere. it progresses too slowly and has too little happen to really hold interest as a movie. maybe next time you could try working on a plot and purpose more.

[Earthquake Girl]

i are sorry.

that was a little bit messed up, a little bit amusing, and all wackiness. the explosions are what made me :) because everyone loves explosions.